Drunken advise to a President in trouble

I have both a financial and re-election solution for you Bra':


Declare a year of Jubilee... Forgive all debts- if a citizen has a mortgage... wipe it... they own their home (fuck the banks). If the citizen owes credit card debt, they don't owe squat. The Christians and Jews will LOVE you. The Bankers, well, they won't love you, but there is a solution to that...

If a banker complains, pitch 'em in jail, no bail... let 'em rot! Then, in six months of letting them rot, they'll change their tune. Then, you declare an amnesty for bankers, as long as they abide by the year of Jubilee... Then, after you get re-elected by the happy mortgage and credit card debt forgiveness recipients, the bankers in jail will be happy to forgive you just to get the fuck out of jail. Then,

All the happy homeowners will go out and take new mortgages out on their newly owned homes, and create a boom with the new found moneys that the bankers will happily loan them to get things back to the way they were... creating the biggest boom-times known to mankind.

You will go down in the history books as the smartest president tat ever was, and the people will love you... and the bankers will recover and probably not hold a grudge. Dude, My plan is brilliant! You should think about it..

Simple, swifty and do-able by November 2nd.

Den