Old sack o’ bones she is, is a couple months older than me, and I Guarantee she’s chewing’ Vicodins tonight. Old hag should have been retired ‘cept fo’ Brittany blowing off her Disney Mind Programming (de-programming) and shaving her head and whacking that SUV w/an umbrella. Yeah, Madonna is way bummed that she had to show up for the Super Illuminati Bowl and dance the Extreme the “Booty-Whop” with a bunch of Nig-Nogs and a few Vikings in Fros .
She looked old ‘n boney (mostly ‘cause’ I kept the sound off…) all playing’ the Valkyrie Berserker & with the historically misconnected Roman horde dragging’ her Boney Ass on-stage, well Brittany would have been more convincing therein, and Vikings did not like Boney Women. No, the killed the skinny ones.
Yikes…. It should of been plump little Brittany or Lady Gag on My Thing… But No, the Old “Dame of the Damned” Madonna had to Cum out of retirement and bust one out for the masses.
The spectacle, the “whatever,” The scene….
Who, what teams, played anyway?, and who won anyway? Certainly not the Boney Madonna… She ran the plays, but didn't get no touch downs...
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