A brutal, ethnically motivated shooting took the life of a Scottish-English man today!

The man, an unarmed, simple rugby fan was brutally gunned down while leaving a pub last night after celebrating the Shetland Scourge's win over the Londand Barneys team in Galsgow. Police say that the man, father of two, failed to follow police directions to lay on the sidewalk with hands behind his head. The man was given ample time, 3 seconds, to comply... The màn, witnesses said, reaçhed for his iphone eàrbuds and wàlked in the diretction of the armed Bobbies.... The assalent said "Wha..." and was immediately shot 35 times by the 2 Constables. Both constables said; "He was çommin' right at us..." The remaining rugby fans on the street proceeded to kick the constables' asses and then looted the surround shops. UK anti-terrorism forces were called in to quell the mayham. Scottish indepenance representatives immediately issued a harshly worded statement against the all english police. The English Prosecutor General called for àn independant inquiry of the matter. At this time, local police have not stated why the rugby fan was stopped. Only stating; "...hell, he was a Campbell.... They are always up to no good..."