Are aliens for real?

Here is the deal you dumb – assed – fuck – nuts, there are no aliens…they are not from another planet… they are ancient people from this planet that buried themselves last time the planet got wiped out…. Let us call them “Morlocks.” They survived the last planetary catastrophe by going underground – big-eyes and little frame – read the Indian Vedas…and yes, they ate each other to get though it…they are early humans that went down a hole and been living in those holes for like 12,000 years.



They got used to their environment and didn’t look back. Yes, they have technology, flying saucers, and other shit… telepathy… anal probes, shit like that. But they ain’t from another planet. It costs allot to go places in space. They are terrain pussies that could not hang on the surface of the planet during whatever catastrophe that happened last time around, and dove into the dirt when their shit hit the fan.



I mean, really, what alien civilization would give a shit about this little dirt ball out here on the spiral arm of an un-named galaxy? We ain’t that special. We are like that neighbor kid with ADD (attention deficit disorder) that you never, ever want to babysit under any circumstance . We are also killers of ourselves… vile in the extreme, dirty rotten folks…. who in their right (alien) minds would want to come here?



If they – the aliens – are here, it would be to enforce a quarantine, to keep use from getting into space (probably why we had to shut down our space program – we were threatened ). I am good with all that and look forward to the next planetary catastrophe, but I plan to live it out on the surface of earth,



Den