This is a test of the Emergency DNA Network

This is a LIVE test of the “Emergency DNA Network.” The test has been opened in “real time” and will continue for the foreseeable future. No “end date” for the test is determinable at this time. The test subject cadre is the entire population of the Northern Hemisphere, as well as a goodly portion of the population of the Southern Hemisphere, and may include certain off-world and sub-surface colonies and/or facilities. Please do not assume your location is exempt. If you posses wholly, or partly human DNA, you should consider yourself a subject of the test.


No further notifications of the test will be forthcoming. All test subjects should assume that they are part of the test. The test subjects will be treated with various sundry chemical compounds that will may include, but are not limited to, fluoride sulfate, aluminum fluoride, lithium, benzene, barium, magnesium sulfate, arsenic, cyanide, aluminum, and/or nano-particles there-of. Some, as yet classified, compounds may be included in the test.


Test subjects are hereby notified that approximately One Hundred and Ninty-One (191) radioactive isotopes will be added to the test subjects’ environment in random locations as weather modification patterns allow. Test subjects are asked to continue in their dietary, behavioral and lifestyle patterns as if there were no test taking place as any such changes may skew the results of the test and the resulting mortality statistics. Please go about your lives and business as if the test were not taking place. Doing so will aid the Macro-Control Agencies in determining the most efficient human culling methods and regimens to be instituted in the near future.


Should your DNA (yours, your immediate offspring or descendant DNA [to three generations]) excel at handling the various introduced DNA chemical and/or radionuclide DNA modifiers, you will be assured a place, DNA-Wise, in the planned future of the Trans-Human Race. While you, personally, may not survive, you should breed often and early, and encourage any surviving offspring to also breed often and early so as to ensure you genetic line may overcome the genetic culling that is certain to follow.



This concludes the notification of the LIVE test of the “Emergency DNA Network.”


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